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New Study Finds 90% of Online Debates End in Someone Calling the Other Person a Nazi
By Al Beback, Senior Internet Historian HOUSTON — A groundbreaking new study from the Institute of Digital Discourse has confirmed what...
Feb 82 min read


Elon Musk Introduces Tesla That Can Only Be Driven By Verified X Users
By Otto Von Feablie, Senior Tech & Totally Not a Bot Reporter AUSTIN, TX — In his latest attempt to merge his various business ventures...
Feb 82 min read


New Netflix Policy Charges Users for Thinking About Watching a Show
By Hugh Betta, Senior Streaming Correspondent LOS GATOS, CA — In a move that has both stunned and bankrupted subscribers, Netflix has...
Feb 82 min read


People Fed Up with Satire Websites Because They Actually Have to Read the Articles
By Brock Lee, Senior Literacy Analyst HOUSTON — In a shocking turn of events, people across the country are expressing their frustration...
Feb 82 min read


Marvel Announces 73 New Movies to Be Released Next Friday
By Brock Hype, Entertainment Correspondent BURBANK, CA — In an unprecedented move that has left fans and theaters alike in utter...
Feb 83 min read


New Horror Movie So Scary That Viewers Required to Sign Waiver Before Watching
By Drew Blood, Senior Horror Correspondent HOLLYWOOD, CA — In a move that has both terrified and intrigued moviegoers, a new horror film...
Feb 83 min read


TikTok Algorithm Now So Powerful It Can Predict Your Mood Before You Have It
By Cy Billings, Senior Predictive Analytics Correspondent BEIJING (via Houston) — A new report reveals that TikTok’s AI-driven algorithm...
Feb 82 min read


Spirit Airlines Acquires Monowi, Nebraska, Renames It “Spiritville”
By Skip Lagged In a move that has left both aviation and municipal analysts scratching their heads, Spirit Airlines has announced the...
Feb 32 min read


U.S. to Outlaw All Satire Websites, Citing ‘Too Many People Believe The Onion’
By Paige Turner In a shocking yet completely believable move, the U.S. government has announced plans to outlaw all satire websites ,...
Feb 21 min read
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