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By Cliff Notz A groundbreaking new study—one that you definitely don’t need to read past this sentence to fully understand—has confirmed...

By Chip T. Wallet HOUSTON, TX – In a groundbreaking move that economists are calling “either revolutionary or completely unnecessary,”...

By Paige Turner In a shocking historical revelation, a previously missing page from the U.S. Constitution’s amendments has surfaced, and...

By Chase Register Shoppers across the country are reporting a new, baffling addition to their self-checkout experience: the option to...

By Moe Dairyman In a landslide victory, yogurt has been officially crowned America’s favorite food to purchase with the best of...

By Ale Xander In a bold and slightly baffling move, Houston’s own Space City Brewery has unveiled its newest creation, “Scorcher,” a beer...

By Crystal Clear In an unexpected turn of events that left wedding planners and tech enthusiasts scratching their heads, Houston resident...

By Frostbite McScreech, The Houston Throb In a move that’s left both music enthusiasts and patriots puzzled, the United States government...

By Gridiron Gary, The Houston Throb In a shocking press conference that left fans both baffled and excited, the Houston Texans unveiled...

By Sunny Burns After years of debate, Houston officials have finally abandoned traditional seasons in favor of a more “realistic”...

In a bold new initiative, Houston officials have introduced an “Adopt a Pothole” program, allowing residents to take personal ownership...

HOUSTON — Space Center Houston has unveiled a groundbreaking new VR experience that lets visitors step into the high-stakes world of a...

By Paige Turner In an effort to modernize and simplify navigation, Harris County officials have announced a plan to replace all...

By Cole Slawson A Houston chef is making waves in the culinary world with his latest creation—a BBQ sauce made with unfiltered Galveston...

By Lane Feesman Drivers in The Woodlands will soon be paying a premium for their morning commutes, as officials announce plans to convert...

By Cole Slawson In a shocking turn of events, Chick-fil-A has announced it will celebrate Pride Week during the last week of February, a...

By Buzz Woodley, The Houston Throb In a move to honor Houston’s most resilient resident, a group of locals has launched a petition for a...

By Richie McBuzz Move over, Astros and Rockets—Houston’s new mascot might be scurrying its way into the spotlight. Officials have...

By The Houston Throb Staff In a bold attempt to shed its reputation as Houston’s “less glamorous airport,” Hobby Airport has launched a...