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By Sunny Spelling, Timekeeping Correspondent In what experts are calling the “most consequential change in timekeeping since clocks went...

By Skylar Fees, Aviation Economics Correspondent In a move that has passengers rolling their eyes while frantically checking their...

By The Houston Throb Staff Local brewery Bayou Brews has launched its boldest creation yet: Buffalo Bayou Brown Ale, brewed with water...

by Petro L. Enthusiast In a move that can only be described as “peak Texas,” Buc-ee’s has officially purchased the Houston Astrodome,...

by A. Nomaly In an unprecedented show of bipartisanship, politicians from every corner of the political spectrum have agreed on a...

Sponsored by Hardee’s and Dick’s Sporting Goods, this ambitious event promises sweaty embraces, forced smiles, and free burgers. Move...

By Grid Lockington, Houston Throb Traffic Analyst HOUSTON, TX — In a shocking display of optimism, the Texas Department of...

By Rusty Spurs McEdge, Houston Throb Staff Writer HOUSTON, TX — The Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo has gone off the rails—and possibly...

By Harry P. Furman, Houston Throb Cryptid Correspondent Move over traffic woes and humidity—Houston has a new mystery: Bigfoot. Recent...

By Holly Roller, Lifestyle and Dining Correspondent HOUSTON, TX – In a move that has left his followers shocked and confused,...

By Paige Turner, Literacy and Lifestyle Reporter HOUSTON, TX – Beloved Houston icon and furniture mogul Jim “Mattress Mack” McIngvale has...

By Frosty Winters, Political Correspondent TEXAS – A groundbreaking new scientific study has sent shockwaves through the Lone Star State,...

By Melody Flatline, Music Reporter HOUSTON, TX – In what legal experts are calling the pettiest lawsuit of the decade, a Houston woman...

By Armbar Thompson, Martial Arts Correspondent AUSTIN, TX – Texas lawmakers have passed sweeping legislation requiring all police...

By Buzz Killington, Tech Life Reporter In a revelation that shocks absolutely no one but still manages to ruin your day, tech experts...

HOUSTON, TX – In a city-wide effort to protect local wildlife from unexpected cold snaps, liberal activists have announced the launch of...